10.26.07

If FEMA Calls A Press Conference And No One Comes, Is It Still Bullshit?

Posted in politics at 11:38 pm by kevin

Fema sorry for ‘fake’ conference

The US Federal Emergency Management Administration has apologised for having its employees pose as reporters at a hastily arranged news conference.

No actual reporters were able to attend Fema’s televised briefing on the fires in California on Tuesday because they were only been given 15 minutes notice.

Instead, press officers asked questions many described as soft and gratuitous.

Uh-huh.

10.17.07

The Occasional Tech Comment: MySQL GROUP BY Oddities

Posted in technology at 10:00 am by kevin

Debunking GROUP BY Myths

Summary (with some editorializing by me):

Actually, SQL-99 and beyond only require functionally dependent columns (i.e. keys) to be in the GROUP BY, so we’re not as wrong as you think we are. We just settled on the other extreme - letting you do whatever you want and maybe getting completely arbitrary values once in a while; what’s the big deal? Hey, MySQL isn’t your mommy, so it’s on you to make sure your queries make sense. Besides, if you’re really such a baby, you can change the sql_mode server setting to include ONLY_FULL_GROUP_BY, which will emulate the behavior you expect (well, sort of - the bug tracker suggests some issues may be still outstanding).

Okay, maybe that was a bit harsh.

10.16.07

Posted in Uncategorized at 10:56 pm by kevin

We’re Carboholics. Make Us Stop.

Notable because:

[The author] is chief executive of Princeton, N.J.-based NRG Energy Inc., a wholesale power generator.

10.14.07

It Just Gets Worse And Worse…

Posted in politics at 7:18 pm by kevin

Former CEO Says U.S. Punished Phone Firm

There’s not one, but two reasons for outrage here:

1) The NSA punishing Qwest for not acceding to the warrantless wiretapping? Really?
2) The warrantless wiretapping that started a month after Bush took office, rather than in the “post-9/11″ world? Really?

Now, to be fair, this story is coming out as part of Nacchio’s defense in his insider trading trial, so it wouldn’t be unreasonable to apply a generous helping of salt to these claims. However, the documentary evidence seems to suggest that he’s not lying - and the government’s zeal in resisting declassification of documents that could definitively prove the point isn’t helping the NSA’s case.

10.13.07

A Happy Story

Posted in technology, politics at 3:34 pm by kevin

Unserved by banks, poor Kenyans now just use a cellphone

This is exactly the kind of revolutionary, yet concrete, change that technology has promised to bring to development.

In short: traditional banks don’t see a lot of value in serving the poor, because the transaction and administrative costs tend to exceed potential profits. Along comes M-PESA, a cell-banking service run by Safaricom (Kenya’s largest cellphone company), and lo and behold - administrative costs are reduced to the point where the business model is economically worthwhile.

10.10.07

Posted in politics at 1:12 pm by kevin

‘Dear Abby’ says she’s for gay marriage

Good for her - I wonder how many of her readers will take this to heart, how many will suddenly boycott the heretofore-revered column, and how many will simply take the advice they like and leave the advice they don’t (which is, certainly, their prerogative).

10.07.07

Those Are Some Creepy Kids

Posted in politics at 3:55 pm by kevin

Democracy in a Chinese classroom

Those of you that know me personally are probably well aware of my ambivalence toward children. (Yeah, I said it - I don’t like kids; take that, social convention). My horror at this article, however, has nothing (well, little) to do with that.

After all, it’s not the intrinsic qualities of the kids profiled in the piece that make them such conniving little bastards, but rather the system that makes everyone want to be a corrupt bureaucrat. It’s not a long piece, so I’ll just suggest you read about the little would-be apparatchiks rather than reading my recap.

10.01.07

The Law Of Celebrity Porn Conservation

Posted in entertainment at 10:49 pm by kevin

Anderson to marry Paris Hilton ex

Really? How is this real and not an Onion joke?

09.30.07

Props to: Spoon, Amazon MP3 Store

Posted in entertainment, technology at 4:07 pm by kevin

Two (obviously related) comments:

1) The new[-ish] Spoon album is awesome. In particular You Got Yr. Cherry Bomb and The Underdog have been on pretty much constant repeat on my playlist the past two days.

2) The Amazon MP3 store is awesome as well. As a few folks have pointed out, it might be a short-lived experiment, as either labels might balk or prices might rapidly rise. That said, while it lasts, it’s absolutely the right model - the selection is surprisingly good, the prices are reasonable, the interface is well done, and - key, to a control freak like me - no obnoxious DRM. So, follow the links above and buy the Spoon tracks - they’re worth it, and the Amazon store doesn’t insult you by locking your purchases down.

09.21.07

Fantastic Headline, But…

Posted in politics at 10:44 pm by kevin

Mandela still alive after embarrassing Bush remark

Despite the fabulous headline, I have to - shockingly - defend El Presidente here. What he said, specifically was:

I heard somebody say, Where’s Mandela?’ Well, Mandela’s dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas,

It’s fairly obvious that Bush was referring to an archetypal figure, and not Nelson Mandela literally. He was making the - reasonably defensible - claim that Iraq doesn’t have a Mandela-like unifying figure because Saddam killed most or all of the potential aspirants. I’m not sure how the quote could be seriously interpreted as Bush claiming that Saddam actually killed Nelson Mandela. I mean, would it be clearer if Bush had said - complete with “air quotes”:

Well, “Mandela” [motion air quotes] is dead…

Or, for the hard-of-analogy:

Well, all the potential inspirational and unifying figures resembling South Africa’s still very much alive Nelson Mandela are dead…

Really, this guy says plenty of stupid shit - this is the best you could do?

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